Why I hate Roger Federer
I hate Roger Federer. He raises my blood pressure, causes stress, the occasional sleepless night and makes Sunday evenings horrible. I’m just recovering from the French Open and here comes Wimbledon. Just before the final at Roland Garros started I said, “I can’t hack a 5 set match. I hope it doesn’t go there.” I got berated by a friend, “What do you mean you can’t hack it? If you don’t want to watch it, don’t.” Then there were others who said, “I hope it’s a close one. Will be fun.” Will be fun ? Getting an ulcer is fun ? Heart skipping beats is fun ? There were those who before the tournament even started said another Roger-Rafa final “would be amazing.” I felt like knocking them on the head with a club. Sorry, I can’t take it anymore. The surgeon general needs to show a warning to Roger fans that watching his matches will cut a couple of months off your life expectancy. Roger is a tease and an emotional roller coaster that few can handle. He goes up 5-2 and then loses the set. He wi...